Definitions by buttfingerer
stats shark
An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
Person 2: What a stats shark
stats shark by buttfingerer September 18, 2025
im 18 tiktok
a phrase teenage girls who make slutty content on tiktok put in their video description so that they dont get banned
girl: *posts a video of her dancing without leaving much room for the imagination*
girl: IM 18 TIKTOK DONT REMOVE
girl: IM 18 TIKTOK DONT REMOVE
im 18 tiktok by buttfingerer August 29, 2024