sporting off

To be completely relaxed and at peace with one's environment. People often misconstrue this term to mean "masturbating" or "jerking off." This is a complete misperception.

The man sitting at the bar was watching the game, enjoying a light beer and sporting off.

by A.C. Chach April 11, 2010

sporting wood

Having an erection in a public place such as the office, or a club.

I had lunch with the new secretary, and was suddenly sporting wood on the drive back to the office.

by England phi beta gamma March 26, 2008

sporting a chubber

To have a raging hard-on. To have an erect penis.

Dude, that girl was so hot. When we were slow dancing, I was sporting a chubber.

Most days, when I wake up I am sporting a chubber.

by Urban Tony January 5, 2007

Spooning Corn Fritters

Having Anal sex with a male or female that does not practice anal hygiene and fails to evacuate before participating in anal play.

Carl picked up a dude at the gay bar and took him home for sex. Thankfully he used a condom because it was Spooning Corn Fritters all night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 27, 2015

Naked spooning

When a guy and his girl take their clothes off and lay in the spoon position. Quite possibly the most amazing feeling on the planet especially when the girl has a perfect booty. The softness and smoothness of her butt cheeks squeezing his cock feels so incredible it will give him an all night boner and feel like a nonstop orgasm. He won't want to fall asleep.

Girl: How did you sleep last night love?
Guy: Terrible, I didn't sleep at all.
Girl: Oh yeah we were naked spooning. Your cock really loves my booty.
(Guy smiling)

by LLeaky June 7, 2018

Sporting Feminist

A phrase to describe any female with extensive sporting knowledge, who is tired of instantly being treated like a fool on the assumption that she knows nothing about sport, based on her gender.

Amanda, Rosie and Laura are sporting feminists.

by peppermint_panda April 30, 2006

sporting a semi

Partial erection.

Look Sue, Jerry's sporting a semi.
How can you tell?
Look at his pants!
OMG!

by Savage Dick February 5, 2014