Spamstard

A term used to describe or call someone who is constantly spamming you with useless email (spam).

Quit being such a spamstard

by ranger0900 June 1, 2009

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spastitard

meaning mentally ill spastic and retarded

girl 1:jay is spastitard
girl2: yer so daniel

by samandmillfurrr June 5, 2009

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spastard

Not quite a spatic, not quite a retard, but god are they fucked up!

Daniel is a spastard

by Shaun Walker March 2, 2005

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Spamtard

A fucking retard that forwards every stupid, inspritional, and or other annoying email without checking it's origins against Snopes.com.

What a spamtard, everyone knows not to give money to Lybians!

by Jon M. B November 24, 2009

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Usually a person that floats around in the background and seems to hate anyone that has anything better than themselfs. This person usually looks retarded with larger than average sized head, funny eyes, so you can't tell if he looking at you or not, stupid BIG haircut and in the worse case scenario owns (or would like to own) a macintosh. This person won't get a job because he is scared of leaving his house. They are usually trekkies too. Anyone who say's anything indifferent to this persons' opinion is considered a twat, and should be cast away to never be seen again. This person also lies to people by saying he has "cancer" or "a member of the family has died", to try and win sympathy over them to get attention. They also think they are talented in there own field and if anyone is better they thinks it a person hatred towards them. They also have a very low personal hygiene and where the same clothes thoughout a week. Overall if you see anyone matching this discription stay clear of them because once you say hello to them or even noticing there existence, they will cling onto you like a quackpot and never leave you alone again.

Clive: Hay, (spasstard} I have bought a new AMD64 PC with 2GB broadband.

At this point spasstard is getting very pissed off and is picking up a knife.

Clive: Whats wrong mate?

Spasstard: You only bought that, because you know I only have a intel pentium 1 computer with windows 95.

Clive: No... I bought because I have a job and want to move on in life.

Spasstard: AAGGHH I hate you! You bastard!

Clive: Fuck Off you Spasstard.

by Derick Nobcheese October 1, 2004

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