Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

by Annie July 1, 2005

Soberbate

When one becomes sober, through the act of fierce, concentrated, masturbation.

I Never drive drunk! I make sure to always soberbate, before I get behind the wheel of a car.

by Ry and Ry April 27, 2011

softurbating

The act of beating off with a semi, or completely, flaccid penis. This is also known as "limp dick masturbating".

I really like delivery services, so when I saw the UPS truck drive past my house unexpectedly I had to whip it out and begin softurbating for a brief moment.

What can brown do for me? It can give me a reason to yank it totally limp!

by El Boner June 4, 2010

Saturbate

The act of masturbating on a Saturday.

Person 1: Man, I spent all day masturbating Saturday.

Person 2: A typical Saturbate for me too.

by LonleyNofriends21 April 27, 2019

staturbated

To become sexually aroused by one score in a video game/sport/etc.

I just staturbated over that game of league we just had.

by TheDaileyTrain February 4, 2016

Sturbate

when someone with no ma (mother) masturbates

Tragically, my mom died last week. From now on I will have no choice but to sturbate.

by Feline_Loam_Turnip October 27, 2020

Staturbate

To become sexually aroused by ones score in a video game

I staturbated all over my laptop after a 33-0 game of valorant

by Bill <3 Epstein July 24, 2020