Smatting

When two boys who are under the influence of drugs/alcohol (preferably shandy and weed) decide they are horny and wish to give each other a happy ending! They then proceed to admit doing so "but they aren't gay"

Sam: "me and Matt gave each other hand jobs last night, it was bants"
Elliot: "that's called smatting"
Sam: "we're not gay, just mates"

by Smatting April 26, 2015

Smat

1. A word replacing any word you please.
2. A word to replace any part of a word you please.
3. Smart, with a typo. Therefore, stupid.
4. A sound like "splat"

1: I smat myself last night.
2: I'm smatastic!
3: You're being so smat, man.
4: There was a SMAT! And it broke.

by Brit and Syd October 30, 2007

smats

Same as something that hurts.

Owww!....smats

by fruit May 16, 2003

Smat

The action of sucking your frind as you are butt fucked by your dad

Zack likes to be smat

by Baadaa April 1, 2019

Smat

Adjective used to describe someone of marked intelligence who lives in the North East United States.

Me and my buddy Mike took a history test on the Boston Tea Party. I got a 75% and he got a 93%. He's wicked smat.

by Jordan February 23, 2005

Smat

Smat is just smart but smatter

Phil: smat
Craig: fuck off, why am I still here, I want nothing to do with you, how are you finding me, I’m scared and concerned, go fuck yourself Phil, nobody likes you
Phil: you fucking skenk

by Dadio is good March 12, 2020

Smat

Smat are people are are smarter then smart. Smarts are boomers while we are SMATTThey need to make a tumblr and printerest for this called: SmatGoals and credit me and Clout

We are smat people

by Prim and Clout July 1, 2020