smatchet

a nasty little child

"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Smitchin

Telling the world about your own questionable behavior.

Worthy of social gossip.

Cannot believe ones self dumb actions

I was "smitchin" on facebook last night .

This is a "smitchnable" situation.

I was a "smitchass" last night.

"Smitch-worthy" Situation = pole dancing in "granny panties"

by redlulubeans September 30, 2018

Smitches

A group of co-workers that waste a great deal of time outside smoking. If one member of the group needs a smoke then all must join in the activity so they don’t feel left out. These people are often lazy, worthless and are around only to keep a seat warm. e.g. Smoking bitches

Craig – Where did Jeremy go?

Shane – Motherfucker is out smoking with all his Smitches again.

Craig – That son of a bitch tossed one of his butts in my trash can, lets go beat the shit out of the Smitches.

by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

smatchet

(verb) to request a wet spanking

"Smatchet, baby."

by weneedmoretanks January 3, 2009

smitchelstick

Another word for an idiot or Moron!

Dude! Stop being such a smitchelstick!

by Clarabelle78 May 4, 2018

Smatchee

a.) adjective - used to describe a musical piece that is so amazing it rapes your ears.

b.) noun - a person who is so smagical and makes really good smagic that they can no longer be human and so they transform into Smatchee the Smagic Buffalo.

a.) That Smatchee beat was cheesting my speakers the other day!

b.) Smatch-EEEE

by Grumpler March 6, 2010

smitchy

Something that is small and squishy
*cute*

That baby is so smitchy

by mimeseisverytiny March 18, 2020