Slingblade 

When your cock is so powerful you can swing it to cut things in half like a samurai.

I just slingbladed that table in half!

Slingblade by SlingbladeSamurai April 26, 2017

slingblade 

Another way to say 'Gay' or 'Homo'.
usually stated to describe something that happened or someone.

Tom: Man! We caught Joe and Bill in the closet yesterday!

Michael:Aww! thats slingblade!

slingblade by X_Malcolm_X April 1, 2008

slingblade look 

The look you give when you want to kill someone for being an irritable, stupid, failure. A murderous and contemptuous look.

"Dad gave me the slingblade look after I showed him my report card filled with F's"

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slingblade look by Kikig84 April 9, 2014

slingblade country 

Anytime you have to stop at some weird named town, usually off the interstate traveling between the eastern and western America which is the shithole known as the Mid-West.

Mike: Hey man, we need to stop for gas and I gotta take a piss.
Dave: Shit, alright but do it quick cause we're in slingblade country and I dont wanna get rolled by some redneck that thinks I have a "perrty mouth"

slingblade country by chokeabitch September 23, 2018

sling blade 

a really good film that was written, directed, and staring billy bob thorton.

" Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a kaiser blade."

sling blade by Ben April 3, 2005

slingbladed 

Being fucked up to the point of retardation.

Refer to "Slingblade" starring Billy Bob Thornton. Retarded high.

Man, I am totally slingbladed right now!

slingbladed by the pusherman March 3, 2010

Sling Blade 

A person who is slightly retarded, but is still fun to make fun of.

"My Uncle Carl is wearing his shoes on the wrong feet again, what a sling blade."

Sling Blade by Big Joe October 31, 2003