slaushed

To get really hammered and drunk

I got slaushed last night

by Ruben Rivas May 13, 2005

slashed

Scottish term used to describe being cut with a knife or blade.

Ned: Here mate, want slashed?

Ned 2: Bolt ya rocket.

by JackoMayte May 16, 2010

slashed mattress

the appearance of the pubic region of an unkempt young lady.due to the resemblance of a horsehair mattress which has been slashed with a stanley knife.

that bird a pulled last night man,oh jesus she had a fanny like a slashed mattress

by pishmeister69 April 25, 2006

Slashed

To destroy/annihilate somebody or something in a competition.

Dude, I just slashed you in arm wrestling.

by Cstump7071 July 6, 2017

Slashed

What you do to your boyfriends 1971 GTO's tires after he has cheated on you or broke up with you

Hey girl

Hey bitch , guess what i did to tyrone tires i slashed them bitches

by Savage_Tay April 13, 2020

slarshed

A state of being that transcends the realms of inebriation, causing one's coordination and cognitive faculties to morph into a whimsical carnival ride. When slarshed, you enter a dimension where your limbs dance like an intoxicated octopus attempting to salsa, your speech transforms into a nonsensical symphony of hiccupping and guffawing, and your decision-making process becomes a spontaneous game of darts played blindfolded with marshmallows. It's a state so utterly absurd that even the unicorns give you bewildered side-eyes, and leprechauns borrow your shoes for impromptu tap-dancing performances. In short, being slarshed is like stumbling into a maelstrom of ridiculousness, where the laws of sobriety are gleefully discarded in favor of an uproarious celebration of all things ludicrous.

"Kayla sure is slarshed right now"

by inevitable-show July 7, 2023

Owl Slashed

a shitty roblox game where braindead babies fight half their battles in the air and with an overly powerful stupid ability
abandoned by its creator for a successful game they wont reboot

Yo bro wanna play Owl Slashed?
No you motherfucking dweeb

by Chronicholas December 24, 2021