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by ralf February 5, 2004
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Slapnut

During the act of 'whackin off' the hand hits the scrotum and hence 'slapping the nut'. Later colloqialised as the term slapnut
Tim is such a slapnut
by Ben February 10, 2003
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Slapnut

When a nut is achieved after accidently slapping them so hard they turn purple. This orgasm is beautifully painful thing and the cum explodes in a thick purple/blue colour. Almost like a blueberry thickshake.
Person 1: Oh Man i had the best slapnut last night!
Person 2: Nice! you lucky slapper!
by Joseph6034 July 3, 2018
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Slapnut

The most delectable dish, most often served cold, with a side of sea men, fresh from the Atlantic.
Slapnut clapnut baby
by Totallynotgayman January 4, 2022
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slapnut magoos

The slapnut magoos giggled over a "that's what she said" joke at the lunch table.
by Will Work for Wine July 2, 2016
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Slapnut Day

It is a day where you get an excuse to slap ur nuts anywhere u want. And if if u slap ur nuts then rub it on someone, they have to slap ur nuts
Guy 1 : Oh man, I'm bout to slap my nuts bro.
Guy 2 : Why tho?
Guy 1 : Cuz it's Slapnut Day
by Random_Fandom October 26, 2019
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Slapnotized

a mental state in which one is subconsciously compliant with instructions, suggestions, and/or commands. Typically, the slapnotism is adminisered following an exhaustive effort to subdue an insubordinate individual who is unresponsive to conventional methods of agreeablity where reasoning, logic, and acceptable behavior cannot be achieved. Common techniques include the open-handed palm strike, the back-handed knuckle rap, and the slapper-cut; all of which are targeted towards cranial or facial pressure points in order to pulsate the slapnotist's objective message throughout the neurotransimitters in the subject's brain.
My old lady needed to get slapnotized when she started causing a fuss at the Wienerschnitzel before someone called the cops on us.
by Llenar13 August 16, 2011
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