Skiff

A small boat;
crumb sack;

only enough product left for personal consumption;
Tiny amount of substance;
Not enough to share

"Hey bro, do you have enough left for me AND my girl?"
"Man, I would if I could, but I only got a SKIFF left and taking it to the face.

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 16, 2022

Skiff

Skiffing somebody is just wiping your butt with you hand and slapping somebody with it

Brandon & Cody will skiff Kenny after school.

by Brandon Zimmerman April 15, 2007

Skiff

A very shallow person who is annoying and petty, but thinks they are cool.

Lola: Ew, I can't believe you're wearing those shoes today. Don't sit with us.
You: No one cares what you think, skiff.

Don't be such a skiff.

by ValarMorghulis25 December 1, 2016

Tactical Skiff

Marketing ploy to dupe kool aide drinkers into thinking this company makes THE best poling skiff on the market.

Have you seen the new X brand "Tactical Skiff"? It's the best in this segment!

by VictorMancini March 14, 2011

Tactical Skiffs

when you take a technical poling skiff and add after-market items such as trollers,power-pole,led lights, platforms etc

Tactical Skiffs

by namrehsif January 13, 2011

Skiff Picnic

To unwittingly enjoy a picnic in a public park where dog walkers let their dogs poop on the grass. Despite their picking up the poop a fine layer of skiff will remain quietly and patiently waiting for you and your picnic.

Took the kids out at the weekend and ended up having a skiff picnic....

by Pippyjlong June 1, 2018

skin skiff

The external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms. Also known as the penis.

Looks like he is taking the skin skiff to tuna town.

by LucasD May 22, 2008