shrumpa

when you pet people in inappropriate places

Baby Doy likes to shrumpa all over his mama.

by saddiedabomb March 10, 2011

Shrumpy

People of a diminutive stature with a sour disposition i.e. Short AND Grumpy

That shrumpy person at table 6 just sent her food back for the 3rd time.

by BadHobbit June 15, 2013

Strumph

Describing something with a lot power and precision.

Man he hit that ball with a lot of strumph! Or I like George St. Pierre because he hits with strumph.

by JC Show August 22, 2011

shrumpi

a shrumpi is a small dick on a belguim man

jens his dick is shrumpi

by TheMIghtyPB June 11, 2016

Shrumping

When Donald Trump bangs you in the ass with a strap on while you’re dressed as a shrimp.

You’re gonna get a good shrumping tonight!

You better do your chores, or else you’ll get a shrumping!

by Darth Danyis December 16, 2018

Shrump

(in context to an object) Something that appears to be wrinkled and small, almost microscopic.

"Kermit’s frog dick is shrump”

by TheFallofvelma'slovelife May 15, 2019

Shrumpette

A dirty old woman that sniffs little boys bicycle seats.

did you see loren and steph being shrumpettes yesterday, haha yeah, wat a bunch of dirty shrumpettes

by + Steph =]. June 19, 2008