shrumpa

when you pet people in inappropriate places

Baby Doy likes to shrumpa all over his mama.

shrumpa by saddiedabomb March 10, 2011

shrumped

Flaccid from overuse. Shriveled and semi-erect penis, typically due to too much sex.

We fucked like six times last night, until my dick was shrumped. Then I kicked the bitch out.

shrumped by richard vendor October 22, 2012

scrumpalicious 

Pleasing to your sense of taste in an overwhelming nature.

Homemade taramisu prepared with fresh ingredients is scrumpalicious.

scrumpalicious by loki469 June 9, 2011

Shrimpa

The ultimate insult to a person who has extremely small dick energy or is an absolute pussy.

Jeb: Duncan you’re a fucking shrimpa

Shrimpa by shrimpadorian69 September 12, 2019

scrumpadoochous 

A word used to describe a Hunger Tube in the web video on Cyanide & Happiness.

"Try Hunger Tube!! It's scrumpadoochous!!!"

scrumpadoochous by yoyoigotafro July 27, 2009

Scrumpadoochus 

When something is realy F&%*ing Delicious.

-Hey, how's the cake?
It's Scrumpadoochus!
-Holy Shit!

Scrumpadoochus by huggydungbeetle July 12, 2010

skrumpapumpa 

Something that 𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 made up in her freetime

𝓁 𝑒 𝑒 𝓂 𝑜 𝓃 Today at 9:22 AM
skrumpapumpa.

skrumpapumpa by Aarooo October 13, 2020