Shork

Shork is a ferocious being who will bite you if you’re not careful, but even if you are, you’ll still get bitten anyway.

“Ouch shork stop biting me”
“Shork gway now”

by shorkfood September 13, 2020

to spork

To have an erection while spooning.

While Jane laid as the little spoon, John laid as big spoon behind her. John got excited and Jane could feel him sporking her with his erection.

"To spork" is to cuddle in that gray area between spooning and forking.

by TruestScotsman January 26, 2011

Sporked

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)

You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.

by Essix March 6, 2005

Spork bandit

A person who shouldn't be trusted with a knife or fork. Therefore you have to give them a spork

That spork bandit dillon was so drunk last night we had to give him a spork with his chinese takeaway.

by W.p.abbott July 30, 2016

Shport

A word that fatherco0n on tiktok uses very often

“Slow down there shport”

by Straighttiktokisgay June 13, 2020

Poopchute spork thinger

You found a definition mentioning this word um what is it? It is something you use to eat out your dog's ass after it had worms.

Urban Dictionary user: searches "urbandictionary" on search bar and goes to page 2
Random definition of urbandictionary: Poopchute spork thinger - OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111
Urban Dictionary user: WTF I will search Poopchute spork thinger cuz why not...

by Your Creepy Uncle 9000 March 24, 2022

Spork

What happens when a spoon and fork love each other very much.

The fork and the spoon were in the draw for a few weeks and when I opened it, it was full of sporks.

by LabMom March 18, 2010