Shozeb

A person who has the ability to make others smile. He loves smoking hookah and bumping good music in his pimped out car.

Goes to sleep early due to headaches. Asks mommy for medicine. Very difficult to wake up after this occurs. However your love for him is unconditional.

I was shozebing the other day

by kriptacrontalonic April 25, 2010

shoeicide

Shoes that kill you feet but look good so girls wear them.

Did you see Ali's shoe?

Yeah, they were so tall she musta been commiting shoeicide.

Girls will do anything for their shoes...

by That-teenage-girl-next-door June 2, 2011

Shoeing

To violently beat another - literally a shoe In.Also see hiding.

Lamp him give the bastad a shoeing

by El Cholo May 9, 2004

shoeism

Shoeism is a culture formed by shoeists and they pray to the great shoe God and in order to please him they suck on the aglet of a shoelace and when they do so they are rewarded with eternal youth as long as they perform the task every night.

I study shoeism every night in order to please the great shoe god

by The great shoeist January 22, 2015

Shoeificate

The act of being buried alive with shoes

Person 1: If you don’t shut up I’m going to shoeificate you.

Chole: do it you wont

(The act of being buried alive with shoes)

by iamnotzacefron January 9, 2020

Shoeist

When you are against a certain type of shoe. #SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

William: Why are you being shoeist?
Violette: I'm not being... shoeist, whatever that is. I'm not--
William: You're against that style of shoes.
Violette: I'm not against that style, I've seen that style of shoe for months now and I wanna see a different style of shoes.
William: Why? So you're being shoeist.
Violette: If that's what you wanna call it... you would find a word for that. I just want you to have-- listen, you're getting another pair of shoes. I'm not buying you these shoes.

#SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

by Pialinist March 16, 2021

shoreijicanon

they're a tiktoker that likes shoreiji and they make my booty crumble with their sad TikToks 😔

ayo did you see @shoreijicanon's new vid?? yeah they made my butt itch the fuck

by (ノ˘⌣˘)ノ(ノ˘⌣˘)ノ June 15, 2021