shoeism 

Shoeism is a culture formed by shoeists and they pray to the great shoe God and in order to please him they suck on the aglet of a shoelace and when they do so they are rewarded with eternal youth as long as they perform the task every night.

I study shoeism every night in order to please the great shoe god

shoeism by The great shoeist January 22, 2015

Shoeist

When you are against a certain type of shoe. #SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

William: Why are you being shoeist?
Violette: I'm not being... shoeist, whatever that is. I'm not--
William: You're against that style of shoes.
Violette: I'm not against that style, I've seen that style of shoe for months now and I wanna see a different style of shoes.
William: Why? So you're being shoeist.
Violette: If that's what you wanna call it... you would find a word for that. I just want you to have-- listen, you're getting another pair of shoes. I'm not buying you these shoes.

#SayNoToShoeism #AllShoesMatter #ShoeLivesMatter

Shoeist by Pialinist March 16, 2021

Shoeist

A person who strongly despises certain types of shoes, descriminating against brands or styles.

You won't let me get the shoes I want! You don't like this style! You are a shoeist!

Shoeist by Avacadoiam July 16, 2017

Shoeish 

Nicolas throw shoe in order to achieve homeostasis

Dude I’m shoeish!

Shoeish by Senegalle June 3, 2021

shoeist

To be racist against other shoe brands or styles

My mom is a shoeist.

shoeist by HAL2.0 May 26, 2017

shoesmith

A bad ass who stops for nothing. Loves to have fun and won't stop their goals for anything.

Man, that guy is a Shoesmith.

shoesmith by John john December 4, 2013

Shaeism

a statement or series of statement designed to blame or redirect blame for your mistakes onto another person.

She has a shaeism for everything.

Shaeism by Wookey Pickle June 11, 2018