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Shoeism is a culture formed by shoeists and they pray to the great shoe God and in order to please him they suck on the aglet of a shoelace and when they do so they are rewarded with eternal youth as long as they perform the task every night.
I study shoeism every night in order to please the great shoe god
by The great shoeist January 22, 2015
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