Shmoozark

A wildly obese and ugly person

Shut up bro you look like shmoozark

by Pssani December 13, 2019

schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

by Mike September 8, 2004

shmooze

(verb) to shmooze is to have the ability to obtain everything that one desires through charm or guile

I schmooze the last piece of cheesecake

by steve July 28, 2003

Shmooze

v. Meaningless chit-chat. Making your acquaintence.

See Mingle.

What a pretty girl. I think I'll go shmooze.

by enbob89 January 29, 2005

Shmoomered

When you’re so hammered you get silly.

Man I’m a shmoomered silly goose

by Albert.a April 24, 2023

Shmoopers

When you shit your pants in public

Uh oh i just did a shmoopers

by shmoopersdoopers December 1, 2016

shnoozer

A Shnoozer is a nice nap. It’s a really deep and calming experience. But it can also be used when someone falls asleep.

Homie hit a shnoozer

by Jetneyy March 18, 2020