shitsmear

(1)a smear of feces on one's underpants.
(2)someone who is generally a jerkass.

(1)i forgot to wipe and have a shitsmear on my underpants.
(2)that shitsmear keeps calling me!

by kittiekat September 1, 2003

Shitometer

The level of shit a bloke gets into with his wife. Generally occurs after a night out on the booze with his mates and he gets home very very late.

Shitometer readings -

10/10 - roaring, you are in the doghouse!

5/10 - usually still at this level 5 days after peaking at 10/10.

3/10 - simmering and ready to erupt at any tick of the clock, the shitometer never goes lower than 3/10.

Mahalis 'Are we heading out tonight for a drink'?

Mohamed 'Sorry Mahalis, the Shitometer is roaring'!

by CutUpRough July 29, 2010

shitsmear

shitsmear: a smear of shit across any place, when gotten after sexual activity it can be wiped across the face of one or more of the people involved.

person 1: man after anal with helga last night my dick had a huge shitsmear
person 2: did you wipe over that slut's face?

by thatfatbastard December 7, 2012

Shitometer

When you have reached your peak of Shit taken.

My shitometer is almost on E.

by ElJefeBoyd October 28, 2022

ShitSmear

A nickname given to a guy named Colby by his number one stalker, they say they hate him, but are secretly in love with him, though it is true Colby is gross, the stalker continues to advance on the hunt for ShitSmear

Man 1: hey look it’s Colby
Man 2: hey Colby

Colby: hey guys

Stalker: grrrr it’s ShitSmear, hey guys, let’s hide in the woods behind his house, and then scare him hehehehe
Man 1: you are so deranged

by AverageCanadian7567 May 28, 2024

Shithome syndrome

The inability to defecate anywhere other than ones own home or dwelling.

What you cant use my bathroom, you got shithome syndrome or something?

by Cyanide cupkake February 11, 2026