Shemped

when you think your getting the real thing, but its really not. It's disapointment...it's getting shemped!

Well the best example is when your all siked to watch the original three stooges....and you turn it on, and its shemp! other examples
my friends went last week to see the blink 182 concert..when they got there weezer filled in for them as the headliner...they got shemped!

by SomeGuyTshirt September 11, 2009

shemps

long hair bangs that hang past the person's nose

name after and as seen on the three stooges' "Shemp"

I took my hat off and my shemps covered my eyes

by AC slappy August 16, 2009

shemp

Shemp can be used in place of any undesirable word, as a euphamism for that word. Derives from "Shemp" as the name given to Matt Opotzner. Shemp can be used for anything, but the only person it can represent is Matt Opotzner.

Dude1: Holy shemp, man, did you see Shemp today?
Dude2: Yeah, man, what a shemp. He's really shemped it up this time... Phil's gonna flip a shemping shemp.

by Jazz Bandy May 31, 2004

Shemp

Men that graduate from Ernest W. Seaholm High School, participate in the school musical, date women named Jordan, wear golf sweaters in the winter, wear ugg boots and burberry vests, use the word as well in many situations and in general like to suck woons.

Look at pat, hes sucking a fat woon. What a big ol' shemp. da da da da da a big ass shemp.

by Hello my name is pat December 7, 2009

shemp

Describles someone who is of less than ordinary intelligence. From the Three Stooges 4th Stooge named "Shemp" who was not good enough to be an original stooge.

"That Kirk guy is a real shemp."

by Gaston June 19, 2006

shemp

The raddest mother fucker around!

"Dude that Shemp is a rad mother dude."

by Joe DeWitt December 28, 2005

shemp

Shemp pretty much means that something is less than expected or skimped. Anytime you get less than what you expect it is considered shemp. This term was used in the Lake Tahoe/ Northern California area in the Mary Jane subcultures.

Dude WTF, that sack dimeboy hooked up the other night was shemp as fuck. Kick down!

by skatz442 February 4, 2009