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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009
Related Words

Shemping 

masturbating in a comical way.

initially coined and used in comedy routines by Michael Lester and John Russell in 2012, "shemping" is a term commonly used in the Twin Cities comedy scene.
He's out Shemping around again.

So I Shemped all over her face.
Shemping by Professor Shemp March 7, 2013

Sheeping Bag 

A makeshift sleeping bag made from the coat of a sheep. Seen in Episode 4, Season 5 Man vs Wild.
"A sheeping bag is what is is."
Sheeping Bag by Maax Himself October 22, 2008

slerping 

Somebody who comes and goes without doing much.
Telling ridiculous stories while being deadly serious.
Having a keen interest in Anime.
slerping your way around
slerping by Hazzardous June 13, 2011

Sheeping 

The act of following someone in a straight line and needing to be directed in which way to go.
Person 1:Something, something something.
*Runs into person 2(who's turning)*
Person 2: God, Jeanie stop Sheeping, why are you such a sheep
Sheeping by Tibbzy November 8, 2011

Sherming out 

When one of your friends is too scared to go along with the simplest of things because they believe that they're going to get caught or get in trouble. It is believed to have originated from the Roman times when a gladiator called Shermwood wanted to back out of a fight to the death so the upset masses, who wanted to see a bloodbath, started calling anything similar to that as 'Sherming out'.
Billy: Hey Charlie, wanna go do some weed?
Charlie: But what if my Mum catches us? She thinks I'm an epic dude.
Billy: Are you just sherming out again?
Charlie: *Cries and runs off*
Sherming out by MoleyPete123 May 13, 2013