sharticle

A microscopic particle of shit that floats in the air

Covidiot: “Dude, why are you wearing your mask in the bathroom, are you afraid of…woooooo…COVID?”
Guy: “No, I just don’t want to breathe in the rank-ass sharticles from the huge messy deuce you just dropped”

by Nicholas D May 4, 2022

sharticle

The airborne, but not solid gas particles, emmited while sharting.

Edweirdo's shart was so nasty, he stained the seat with sharticles.

by Estacada James September 25, 2006

Sharticles

A sharticle is any piece of airborne debri resulting from a shart, which is an act halfway between a shit and a fart.

Stray sharticles in the public restroom landed on Hugo's toothbrush while he attempted to clean his teeth at work.

by His Goochness September 28, 2008

Sharticle

A newspaper or online article which is so bad, it's funny. Happens on slow news days.

In the Sun today, their was a sharticle about a lorry turning a corner!

by JWB_ July 30, 2016

sharticle

An article that is "a bit on the poo side", i.e. a filler article of no importance, usually indicative of a slow news day.

Term developed by Stuart Ashen and Barry Lewis (Barshens).

I read a sharticle about a man who has the world's largest toenail collection.

by DH333 July 31, 2016

sharticle

the particles of shit when you fart

After a heavy night on the beans the air was filled with Sharticles

by anonymous May 14, 2021

sharticle

Basically, Articles that are a bit on the poo side.

"Boy, The Sun contains some sharticles today!"

by Ryotech July 31, 2016