squadouche

Nothing; nothing of value.

I bet you off your (poker) hand when all I held was squadouche.

by XxPRAXISxX February 5, 2008

Squadouche

A mythical bear that smells like rich mahogany.

I'm as strong and majestic as Squadouche.

by El Conquistador de Amor May 21, 2009

Scadouche

The act of getting drilled or hit in the face with something wet or moist.

Rick- Owww!
Justin- What?
Rick- Someone threw a water balloon in my face and now im wet.
Justin- Hahaha you got Scadouche!

by The Indo Crew August 28, 2010

Scadouche

To be a Scadouche is someone who is not only a douche but more then than that. Hence the Sca.

Tim is a "Sca -Wait for it- Douche"

Daniel told Tim that he was a "Scadouche"

by Daniel Wazz June 22, 2011

Skuhdouche

also spelled skadouche.

Skuhdouching is a verb, it is a action one does when wearing socks and moving their feet (kind of like iceskating) in a crazy fashion without removing ones feet from the floor. Skuhdouching usually takes place on hard, smooth surfaces, i.e. hard wood floors, tile or anything smooth and you are able to glide on.

GO TRY TO SKUHDOUCHE!!! it's really the only way to explain it. you'll find yourself skuhdouchin all day!

by emily.the.wise March 20, 2010

Squadouche

nothing, in a bad way

A combination of squat+douche

"I've got squadouche." (my poker hand resulted in nothing)

"What are you doing?" "Squadouche"
(like on a Friday night when you are at home being lame because you have nothing better to do)

by kristy1076 January 30, 2009

squadouche

A term used to refer to huge douchebags. Usually used in reference to a guy that completely sucks to the point that he has surpassed doucheness. He will usually have gelled hair and a shirt unbuttoned three-five buttons.

So I was talking to this chick and this total squadouche came and interrupted. All he talked about was his new fuckin hair cut and taking yager bombs.

by ssi_bulldawg December 1, 2007