scooter

A puma wearing god, a higher power, birthed the god of shart (Finleious). A golf cart riding G, a palm beach legend, and the greatest hypeman of all time

What’s up scooter ?
Scooters here, OH THEYRE FIGHITN THEYRE FIGHTIN

by Piercen C January 05, 2019

scooter

the coolest dog in the world

"hey scooter get your punk ass off the couch"

by addicted_2_gummibears April 25, 2005

scooter

a "scratchy" or unpleasant cooter(vagina)

Josh told me that Jennie has a scooter.

by brain_11 April 29, 2004

scooter

A synonym for "cool," "hip," or "awesome," and it is used as an adjective.

"Look at that man's satchel! That is really scooter, and I want one!"

by scooterchick November 03, 2011

scooter

crappy, pointless form of 2-wheeled transport.
modern scooters are usually between 50 and 250cc, feature a "step through" frame and small wheels (8-13 inches in diameter, usually around 10).
50cc ones are most common among teenagers. most are 2-stroke, and make a noise akin to that of a hedge-trimmer. 4-stroke ones are available, although incredibly sluggish.
scooters tend to be much slower and lacking in power than motorcycles, and usually have "twist and go" transmission.
they can be made to go quite fast. but most of the really fast ones are in such a high state of tune that they don't last very long, and constantly suffer from mechanical problems. and besides, who wants speed on a machine that doesn't have gears, weighs about as much as its rider and has such small wheels? no matter how much you dress up a turd, it's still a turd.

scooters suck. buy a real bike.

by abbas224 July 26, 2007

scooter

Someone cool, classy and funny with street cred though they appear to be from the "wrong" side of town.

Despite the fact he was a bogan from Logan, he was a Scooter Boy;)

by Forum Friend hehehe June 15, 2003

scooter

a black asian or half cast person.

that shop is full of scooters!

by steph R July 06, 2006