schlampenschlepper

German for Pimp's car or pimped out ride.
Literal meaning: slut dragger

by absolutlem0n January 14, 2003

schlonged

when a woman is fucked so good by a big dick she's having trouble walking the next morning

(Brandi) Damn girl, you sure are moving slow this morning.
(johnnie) OMG that guy really schlonged me good last night.

by kennclie April 10, 2016

Charleston Schlompdonkey

a predator to be feared by all who come in contact with her. this girl is seen at the bar 6 nights a week, never able to form a remotely logical sentence, and constantly prowling for the cock. more often than not she is a sorority girl who has already been slammed by you and all your buddies. she has every STD known to man and probably has brewed a few of her own in that nasty fuck slot of hers. The Charleston Schlompdonkey commonly preys on your inability to have any sense of whats going on around last call. this slopper cons you into walking her home from the bar only to drag you into her lair once you reach her house. once inside you are at this beasts mercy, and are in for a sloppy unprotected freakfest. after this late night encounter you generally are filled with a feeling of confusion, disgust, and a burning sensation when you piss.

you see Matt leave the Silver Dollar with that slut last night?

ya man, that charleston schlompdonkey has been nailed by at least 15 of my buddies

by youk November 15, 2007

schlmedium

an average penis, not quite qualified to be referred to as a schlong

Glenn only has a schlmedium, but Jason has a full-blown schlong!

by j-money$$$ February 23, 2009

Schlomphing

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.

Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.

by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

schlompoofa

1) a car part
2) something you say when are “done” with a person, multiple people, and/or society.

I’m failing calculus, my boyfriend just broke up with me, and there will soon be a nuclear war. I’m so schlompoofa right now.

by yourfavoriteoprahhh May 28, 2018

schlome

A term used in scv and valley that refers to minature vapes. The roots of the word come from a combination of being “schlumped” and “domed” when taking a fat hit. Can also be used in other tenses when one is “schloming” or becoming “schlomed.”

ex.1
guy 1: yo lemme hit that schlome

guy2: hell yah brother

ex.2
guy 1: bro how much nic is that im f*cking schlomed

guy 2: 25...pussy

by Bonjourbitches February 9, 2019