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Schlepp

Can you believe that old man takes his boat apart every year at the waterfall and has to schlepp it up and down that treacherous hill ?
by Stevananda June 25, 2019
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Schleptitude

It is the art of being really lazy and having no redeeming value as a person.
Dude, My roommate is getting straight A's in Schleptitude this year.
by Mojo Maniac August 2, 2008
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schleprock

A guy who breaks everything he gets his hands on
Joe: Richie crashed my computer

Mike: again? He's such a SCHLEPROCK!
by Tiltied August 8, 2020
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schleprock

n. Total loser who will never amount to anything. See also "schlep"
1. Whassup schleprocks?
2. Yo! Schleprock! Fetch me some fresh coffee, and if its spit in, i'm gonna nut in your ear after assbangin' your momma.
by prodiGyBNTY March 27, 2003
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schleprock sperm

Orgasms that only lead to trouble and misery. Based on the cartoon character "Schleprock" from The Flintstones. Schleprock was always under a thundercloud and bad things always happened to him.
My friend Ward got some chick pregnant 19 years ago and married her. They soon divorced and he had to support their kid for 18 years. He counted down the days until the kid turned 18 and he wouldn't have to pay child support anymore. The kid turned 18. Ward then went out, screwed some fat chick, and got HER pregnant. Now he has to pay child support for another 18 years. He has SCHLEPROCK SPERM.
by Greyborzoi April 3, 2008
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Schleptitude

similar to ineptitude, only not a quality, but rather a temporary state brought on by an influx of schleps in a confined space, thereby bringing a state of schlepness to all non-schleps in said area. Will gradually decrease once removed from the schlepified area, provided no schleps choose to follow.
Man, if I don't get away from these schleps soon, I'm going to come down with some serious Schleptitude.
by JoshT83 June 16, 2010
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sceptoplex

a sceptoplex is a number (10^100000) it's big. duh.
My grandmother is one sceptoplex years old.
by Skip-hop August 7, 2017
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