spankenstein 

A man who masturbates in the morning to help himself wake up.

Joe was late for class because he was groggy and he had to use his spankenstein method of waking up.

spankenstein by DJ16 January 30, 2009

skankenstein 

A monsterously skanky chick.

Not only does Bernadette spread for anybody, but have you seen her face? That bitch is a Skankenstein!

skankenstein by Magikcheesecunt June 11, 2006

stankenist 

Adjective of the word stank; a word used by East Bay thugs in the early 1990's. (ex. Will Smith). When put in front of a noun, it often describes a feeling of wrongness and awfulness.

Ed has been stankin' up dis place wit the most stankenist attitude. I'm really sick of him and his stankenist self. He so stanky.

stankenist by Goed April 7, 2005

skankenberry juice 

Vaginal or oral discharge from a permiscuous woman most likely containing one or more stds.

I put my dick back in my pants when I saw the skankenberry juice.

skankenberry juice by Scorchamc January 12, 2014

spanken 

A spanken is DIFFERENT from a (spanking)

A spanken is more playful and fun but still hurts like hell
Implements are definitely used for a spanken.
Other than hand a belt,brush,switch etc...
It should always end with love and comfort and a bare bottom.

Girlfriend- shut up
Boyfriend- Don't tell me what to do shut up now I'm not playin

Girlfriend- I'll do whatever I want,shut up!
Boyfriend-You don't wanna listen?

Girlfriend- Hell no
Boyfriend- Alright,got in the bedroom and go got my belt you're about to get a spanken and I promise you're gonna learn to listen
Girlfriend- Baby no!! I'll listen!
Boyfriend- oh I know you will,go get it now!
Girlfriend- Yes sir😭 I'm sorry.
Boyfriend-no you're not. Not yet but you will be.

spanken by Careluckyletters September 1, 2017

Skankenfrau 

Skankenfrau - (noun, loosely German Origin)

1. Teutonic Term to describe a married woman who has enjoyed the company of a large number of men, like a panzer battalion, and looking for more. Synonymous with MILF or Soccer Mom
2. Also, Skankenfraulien single woman who enjoys being taken by a large number of men.

1. Skankenfrau Inga, our tour guide, took on the whole men's soccer team when we were visiting Germany.

2. We heard Shankenfrau Inga's daughter is also a Skankenfraulein, who can give her mother a run.

Skankenfrau by Al-BadDaddy February 7, 2018

Spanken Haus 

A german Brothel. Pronounced Shpanken House.

Bob: Dude, my nads itch so bad right now.

Johnny: That's what happens when you go to a Spanken Haus and get 20 Cleveland Steamers.

Bob: I guess it could be worse. I could have sucked my own dick on a bus full of people.

Spanken Haus by FannyFondler November 12, 2008