ronald mcdonald

During the act of intercourse with a female, usually in the doggy style position, the male smashes a burger into the face of the female (generally overweight). The act is then topped off with a punch to the back of the head, a la the donkey punch.
I heard about this guy that Ronald McDonald'd this fat chick, used a big mac to do it. It was messy.
by thebigmac July 21, 2006
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the act of eating out a female when on the rag, usually ending in a bloody mess
i shined my headlights on my friend and caught him 'red handed' ronald mcdonalding some bitch
by sandi shit the pants June 11, 2009
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After receiving an Angry Pirate, the female drops her panties, whips out her bloody tampon and slaps two red eyebrows on her unsuspecting suitor.
Fred couldn't wash the ronald mcdonald brows off his face, though he tried and tried.
by nellie1273 January 03, 2008
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Ronald McDonald

McDonalds mascot. A clown that likes you to sit on his lap while he gets an erection.
Ronald: come on kids, take a picture on my lap. then we can go to my playland. what do you say?
by anonymous November 23, 2004
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Ronald McDonald

The main mascot of McDonald's Family Restaurants worldwide, Ronald is a mutant pedophile clown and an overall genetic fuck-up with his red puffy hair and his hideous facial features resembling a grown-up harlequin fetus. Was last seen singing with two naked children having their bath, who sang in turn "We Do Ron-Ron-Ron, We Do Ron-Ron".

This was part of an actual McDonald's commercial in Australia, no joke.

Rumored to be a close relative of Pennywise the Clown.
Kid: Moooooom! Ronald McDonald tickled my pee pee again.
by Andrew B July 27, 2006
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It wasn't Ronald Reagan who tore down communism, it was Ronald McDonald
by the truth January 18, 2005
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A queer ass clown that likes to molest little kids in his play lands.
I got brad'ed by Ronald when I was ten
by Tatanka September 11, 2003
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