Roger Taylor

Apart of the band Queen
Sexist drummer alive
Babe magnetic
Bowed down to by musicians everywhere

me: did you listen to that Roger Taylor drum solo
friend: no
me: get out of my house

by CearaMist October 7, 2012

Roger Taylor

Drummer and one of the singers of Queen.

A certified sex symbol.

Has possibly the highest amount of groupies throughout the history of time.

Also his high notes are ridiculous.

friend: i want to fuck roger taylor.

me: girl me too, tf?

by slut4rog January 6, 2019

Roger Taylor

drummer in the band Queen. he is seriously a great drummer. he also vocalized in the band, with an unbelievable falsetto. if you happen to give “i’m in love with my car” a listen (which you really should) he is the singer. and that song is a mega bop so you really should play it while you are all alone in your room procrastinating from your lab biology quiz that’s tomorrow. anyways, not only is he a legendary musician, singer and car lover, he is also fucking hot. he is a true sex icon and trust me, if i was a 20 y/o in the 80’s, i’d hop on that asap and become one of his groupies. seriously. fun fact, he accidentally sent his sex tape to a fan instead of a demo. that is SUCH a mood. and before you ask where the footage is, i have no clue. don’t ask why i know that it went missing in action. anyway, he is just so unbelievably sexy. have you seen the video of him getting a massage on the rooftop of a budapest hotel? if not, watch it with the volume on. you’re welcome. also, he looks VERY well for his age (which is 69 at the moment ;) ). his middle name is meddows, and yes, that is the coolest name to ever surface the planet. overall, Roger Meddows Taylor is my favorite person on earth and nothing can or will ever change that. if you want random Roger facts, just hml and i will give them to you. thanks for giving this a read.

i want to be surgically implanted into Roger Taylor’s torso, so i’ll always be with him. give me your DNA so i can clone you, Roger.

by burrlieveinyourself January 7, 2019

Roger-Bombed

It's when you unlock the new iPhone's camera feature that does not require needing their passcode. You then turn the phone to take as many self photos as possible before the owner realizes that their phone is being used.

I left out my iPhone and it got totally Roger-Bombed over 400 times!

by Zombie Roger September 19, 2013

Rogerina

Literally the most beautiful girl ever

All the gorls are jealous of rogerina

by brianjune November 9, 2019

Roger Goodell

Worst NFL commissioner ever, suspends people without proof.

That guy is so irreverent we should call him Roger Goodell.

by awesome15 May 13, 2015

Rhodesia

Rhodesia was an unrecognised state in southern Africa from 1965 to 1979, equivalent in territory to modern Zimbabwe. Rhodesia was the de facto successor state to the British colony of Southern Rhodesia, which had been self-governing since achieving responsible government in 1923. A landlocked nation, Rhodesia was bordered by South Africa to the south, Bechuanaland (later Botswana) to the southwest, Zambia to the northwest, and Mozambique (a Portuguese province until 1975) to the east.

Danny archer: Danny archer

Maddy bowen: Maddy bowen

Danny archer: American huh

Maddy bowen: quilty

Danny archer: yeah americans usually are

Maddy bowen: says the white south african

Danny archer: tsu tsu tsu tsu im from Rhodesia

Maddy bowen: we say zimbabwe now dont we?

Danny archer: *PULLS OUT FAL* do we?

by Rhodesian May 10, 2020