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Scrotal Recall

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.
"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.
by Mr Marky January 8, 2009
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Remcall

Calling a friend after a big party to find out what happened last night, cuz you aint remember shit.
The usual remcall questions are:

- Are you still drunk?
- How did we get home?
- Who was that girl?
- With who I was fighting with?
- Where am I?
- Where were we?
- Would you come over and bring me a pizza a beer and some ice please?
by Father Tucker May 31, 2009
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Recalculating

A polite way of saying "you screwed up, idiot, try it again."

A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.
Dude #1: Have some of these great nachos I just made.

Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.

Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.
by spokaman November 16, 2010
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Recalcitrant

Being obstinately uncooperative toward authority.
Having a very uncooperative attitude.
Don't be recalcitrant Kevin. You know it brings out the worst in me.
- Crowley
by FlowerDoctor June 23, 2018
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Rexal

A dyslexic's version of relax
A dyslexic bans someone from a Christian Minecraft server for "Rexal"
by Jupid January 19, 2019
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total boob recall

or TBR, when you trigger a memory of a woman because you remember what her tits looked like. Despite what women believe, some men (at least the ones that admire breasts, or "boob men") burn memories of a nice set of funbags into their brains, and can recall them photographically.
Girl: I can't believe that waiter remembered us, even though we've only been here once like 6 weeks ago...

Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.
by Davester75 December 27, 2014
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recalentada

Re-heating the food from the quinceañera (or other large event) the day after the party. Everyone meets up at the family's house to eat what was left over ...and the uncles are probably there to nurse their hangovers together.
(one cousin to another as she leaves the party) "Do you mind if I take your sweater with me and give it back to you at the recalentada tomorrow?"
by L E M August 4, 2010
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