recalc 

Short for recalculate. It is usually used to describe the act of recalculating a score for In The Groove to account for pad errors.

I got a 98%, recalcs to 99% with the pad misses.

recalc by 5'11"racer November 6, 2009

Cognitive Recalibration 

The act of hitting someone really hard in the head to bring them back to reality. Used by Natasha Romanoff in The Avengers.

Barton: "Why am I back? How'd you get him out?"
Romanoff: "Cognitive recalibration. I hit you really hard in the head."

Cognitive Recalibration by Bieber H8R June 22, 2015

I don't recall

A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.

Alberto Gonzales used the old "I don't recall" trick 71 times when he testified before congress the other day. That means he's really guilty or really stupid. Most likely both.

I don't recall by kmuto April 30, 2007

Wrong room Recall 

Mental condition which relates to the momentary feeling of utter panic you suffer when you wake up in a different location to your normal place of sleep (i.e. Your bed at home) having forgotten you were sleeping somewhere else.

Guy who wakes up- Jesus! Where the F**k am I? Oh right…I’m staying at a hotel this weekend. Phew. That was a bad case of wrong room recall.

Wrong room Recall by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

Scrotal Recall 

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.

"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.

Scrotal Recall by Mr Marky January 8, 2009

Recalculating 

A polite way of saying "you screwed up, idiot, try it again."

A GPS says "recalculating" after you miss a turn it told you to take, then it comes up with a new route based on your current position. It doesn't call you a dumbass, it simply says "recalculating" which lets everyone in the car know you are a dumbass without it having to actually say so.

Dude #1: Have some of these great nachos I just made.

Dude #2: Recalculating. Try cheese.

Guy: I'm thinking you're coming home with me tonight.
Girl: Recalculating.

Recalculating by spokaman November 16, 2010

Recalcitrant 

Being obstinately uncooperative toward authority.
Having a very uncooperative attitude.

Don't be recalcitrant Kevin. You know it brings out the worst in me.
- Crowley

Recalcitrant by FlowerDoctor June 23, 2018