Remcall

Calling a friend after a big party to find out what happened last night, cuz you aint remember shit.

The usual remcall questions are:

- Are you still drunk?
- How did we get home?
- Who was that girl?
- With who I was fighting with?
- Where am I?
- Where were we?
- Would you come over and bring me a pizza a beer and some ice please?

by Father Tucker May 31, 2009

I don't recall

A rather poor safety net that is often used by the guilty when they testify before congress. The degree to which the testifier uses this phrase often indicates how much they have to hide. This phrase was recently made famous by Alberto Gonzales when he testified in April of 2007.

Alberto Gonzales used the old "I don't recall" trick 71 times when he testified before congress the other day. That means he's really guilty or really stupid. Most likely both.

by kmuto April 30, 2007

Wrong room Recall

Mental condition which relates to the momentary feeling of utter panic you suffer when you wake up in a different location to your normal place of sleep (i.e. Your bed at home) having forgotten you were sleeping somewhere else.

Guy who wakes up- Jesus! Where the F**k am I? Oh right…I’m staying at a hotel this weekend. Phew. That was a bad case of wrong room recall.

by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

Scrotal Recall

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.

"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.

by Mr Marky January 8, 2009

total boob recall

or TBR, when you trigger a memory of a woman because you remember what her tits looked like. Despite what women believe, some men (at least the ones that admire breasts, or "boob men") burn memories of a nice set of funbags into their brains, and can recall them photographically.

Girl: I can't believe that waiter remembered us, even though we've only been here once like 6 weeks ago...

Guy: he saw your rack and remembered you and (me) "that fat guy that needs a haircut". He was struck with total boob recall.

by Davester75 December 27, 2014

Drunken recall

When you learn something while drunk and can't remember what you learned until you get drunk again.

sober guy: Damn I can't remember the way we were drunk last time

Drunk guy: Don't worry I remember how to get there, with Drunken recall

by 0ushiza February 6, 2010

Remball

A person who does not shower/wash frequently and has gone over a week without washing themselves

Person 1: That guy smells really bad
Person 2: Duh! what can you expect from a Remball

by Jardom April 10, 2010