Salad and Cunilingus day(s)

Because the steak and blowjob wont be good if the girl is not fully satisfied and happy, you have to prepare a fresh salad and give her the best cunilingus of her life every day before March 14th.

For great Salad and Cunilingus day(s)

Egg-cellent Asparagus Salad

Cut 8 asparagus spears into 2-inch pieces; saute with 2 teaspoons olive oil and 1 minced garlic clove. Top 2 cups greens with cooked asparagus, 1 chopped hard-boiled egg, 1 tablespoon vinegar, and salt and pepper to taste.

by Birgit208 March 14, 2013

Penillingus

Mouth to penis sex;fellatio;a blow job

I scored some penillingus off that
blonde last night.

by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003

cunilingus

penetration of the tounge in the vagina. in welsh its 'gwaenlythiad' pronounced gweyn-luth-ee-ad.

Rwyf am rhoi gwaenlythiad dda i hi bois!!
(id like to give her a good cunilingus boys!)

by Nia Davies October 12, 2005

cunilingus

going down on a gurl

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

cunilingus

A Definition that spooks Negro's
Techniqe employed to show her just how much she means to you,and to show her exactly how you feel.

Remembering the times Jenny told me, she has a head ache, or "to tired" I had
her lips spread apart,gently running my
tounge around her clit.When she was seconds from cumming,I stopped,and went to the strip bar.

by PhIl lIcKrsON September 25, 2003

perilingus

when a man goes down on another man's perineum. As opposed to cunnilingus.

"Dave, do you fancy some perilingus tonight?"

by Tim2345 October 3, 2006

phonilingus

the act of speaking on the phone using extensive sexual inuendos, and aural foreplay.

I had great phonilingus with the girl/guy when I called him/her today. I thought he/she wasn't very interested but I got a different message today on the phone!

by The_Bird October 13, 2011