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Pummell

A tasty dip. Usually consists of cream cheese, sour cream, spinach, mozzarella cheese, and chives. Often served with rice crisps, crackers, or bread.
I served some Pummell and chips at my cocktail party.
by knucklemonster March 9, 2009
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Pummel

A monster from my singing monsters. They are silly
“Pummel is so silly!!”
by Ezekielplush 😱😱 June 26, 2023
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pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.
After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!
by I, Wreckerrr February 4, 2017
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Pummel Speed

Pummel Speed is defined as the speed at which the insertion of a penis into an anus will result in the formation of third degree friction burns on the penis. This has been calculated to approximately equate to 43.72m/s.
Man 1: Omg I so want you to fuck my ass.
Man 2: Sorry gorgeous, I was drunk last night and pounded this random dude at pummel speed.
Man 1: Ouchies! That'd hurt!
Man 2: Yeah it does...
by goldenfinch September 18, 2017
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Pummeler farmer

Someone who does a very mindless task over and over just to become acknowledged by others.
- Have you seen Oomkin lately?
- Oh yeah that dude is a real pummeler farmer. What a jerk.
by l00my March 17, 2022
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pussy pummeler

One who pounds on pussy in a sexual way.
girl 1: My pussy is so sore from the pummeling I got from Joe last night. girl 2: Wow he sure is a pussy pummeler. Does he have a brother? girl 1: I'm not sure but if he does I'm gonna take them both on.
by jimmybomm June 14, 2020
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pokey pummel

To punch someone in the ass or ass-cheeks until they defecate.
I angered my girlfriend so she punished me by giving me a pokey pummel.
by PizzaBagel December 14, 2008
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