A person in just about any Halo game(more recently Halo:Reach) who is of a high rank, yet is terrible, immature, a squeaker, talks too much shit, uses detachable turrets, rushes power weapons, betrays teammates for said power weapons, or overall is just a bad player of Halo. This mostly pertains to Reach since the rank of the player is determined by the amount of overall time the player has achieved in multiplayer(credit-based ranking system.)
Most PseudoPros usually boost, either by full-party methods or by challenge boosting. In other Halo games like Halo 3 it can be detected by people who brag about armor, achievements, or anything really.
Basically, if you run into a Halo PseudoPro, please for the love of god, do not friend request them just because they are a Forerunner/50/have all achievements. Also, do not pay any attention to their unnecessary teabags/hate messages/general asshole behavior. They just want attention since their mom/transvestite dad stopped breastfeeding them.
Most PseudoPros usually boost, either by full-party methods or by challenge boosting. In other Halo games like Halo 3 it can be detected by people who brag about armor, achievements, or anything really.
Basically, if you run into a Halo PseudoPro, please for the love of god, do not friend request them just because they are a Forerunner/50/have all achievements. Also, do not pay any attention to their unnecessary teabags/hate messages/general asshole behavior. They just want attention since their mom/transvestite dad stopped breastfeeding them.
Me: I ran into a Halo PseudoPro today, all he did was teabagand brag about his Hayabusa armor, even though the year is 2011 and everyone who has the campaign disc has it. Friend: wow someone like that must just have a tiny dick/enflamed cliteris and feels like they need attention, what an asshole.
by ExplosiveSoap August 6, 2011
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Ridiculous, nonsensical, or imaginary word made up for the express purpose of impressing someone or being published on Urban Dictionary.
Bill - "Bob, you're such a cougar monkey."
Bob - "Bill, what the hell kind of pseudoword is Cougar Monkey, you just plain sh*t that word from thin air."
Bill - "Dunno, sounded good at the time, sheesh, don't be such a cougar monkey!"
Bob - "Bill, what the hell kind of pseudoword is Cougar Monkey, you just plain sh*t that word from thin air."
Bill - "Dunno, sounded good at the time, sheesh, don't be such a cougar monkey!"
by yeshua2000 April 2, 2010
Get the Pseudoword mug.The act of faking a shit to avoid or postpone something. Often used in conjunction with "work" or "marriage".
by ArtAdams May 16, 2010
Get the Pseudopoo mug.The kind of work that Clark does, which is really the illusion of actual work. To the untrained eye, it looks like he is doing work, but people like Fred and I know better.
Me: So what's Clark supposedly doing?
Fred: Oh, he's goofing off at Eglin.
Me: He's doing pseudowork again?
Fred: Yep. He claims he's working on something, but we know better than that.
Me: Yeah, that sounds like him.
Fred: Oh, he's goofing off at Eglin.
Me: He's doing pseudowork again?
Fred: Yep. He claims he's working on something, but we know better than that.
Me: Yeah, that sounds like him.
by Anthony Coon August 29, 2004
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by edgedude March 22, 2009
Get the pseudopunk mug.Refers to a person who is in a close, trusting and caring friendship with someone else of a strictly platonic nature.
They may act, talk, and think as a married couple would, but they are not at all romantically inclined.
They may act, talk, and think as a married couple would, but they are not at all romantically inclined.
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Sky: OMG, I love you! You're the best pseudopartner ever!
Sky: OMG, I love you! You're the best pseudopartner ever!
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