pseudopunk 

a douchebag that thinks he's/she's punk but really isn't because they choose to bash on other genres

Look at that pseudopunk bitch, bashing edge people becase he think it makes him cool.

pseudopunk by edgedude March 22, 2009

pseudodrunk

1) People who drink (particularly females and college freshmen) and instantaneously claim they are drunk/intoxicated, and continue to do so by saying, "OHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDD I'm SOOOOOO drunk!"
2) People who can be in the same room as alcohol and suddenly become morons, acting as if they just took a full keg to themselves.

Have you noticed every time Megan takes the first sip out of her beer, within minutes she starts to claim she's "SO drunk"? What a pseudodrunk.

pseudodrunk by Jaymi June 1, 2007

pseudo-punk 

1. The lifestyle which suddenly appears once one has lived a life of pop music and MTV, yet suddenly decides that they want to be "punk," as it is the popular thing to do.

2. One who partakes in a pseudo-punk lifestyle.

1. "She's turned to pseudo-punk, Michelle," the girl whispered. "It was just before the summer that she was wearing preppy clothing."

2. He, among others, considers Avril Lavigne to be a pseudo-punk.

pseudo-punk by Strokes fan February 1, 2004

pseudo-punk 

background: the word 'pseudo' meaning fake, put together with 'punk'.

A person who trys to be punk and "hardcore", but truly is the exact opposite. pseudo-punks bring shame to true punks. many claim they are "anarchists" as well, even though they consistantly shop from hot topic, which contradicts basic anarchist morals. a psuedo punk may do but is not limited to the following: wearing ramones and sex pistols shirts, and not knowing ONE song by either, shopping from hot topic (as mentioned above), calling anyone who doesn't dress like them and/or disagrees with them "preps" and "conformists", and may smoke pot or do other narcotics to be rebellious.

ramones fan: nice ramones shirt you got there. what's your favorite song by them?

psuedo-punk: uhhhmm, erm, i dunno..."sex and drugs"?

ramones fan: uh, that's not a ramones song.

psuedo-punk: just shut up you stupid preppy!1!11!!

pseudo-punk by sheeeer August 10, 2004

Pseudo-punk rockian 

noun; adolescent between the ages of 13-15 who fancies themselves a "punk" or "rebel" for listening to one or more of the following bands: Green Day, Blink-182, Simple Plan, Sum 41, etc.

14-year-old Haley was the epitome of a pseudo-punk rockian: she wore her warped tour t-shirt and vans with pride, walking the halls of her suburban highschool with an unwarranted sense of musical superiority.

Pseudo-punk rockian by SirStubbleton August 15, 2013

Pseudocuckhold 

A man who is dating a woman but has not yet had sex with her while the woman has sex with a friend with benefits or other male.

It was Paul’s third date with Louise and they still hadn’t had sex. She told him she wanted to take slow and that she never has sex in the first month of dating. Paul was however a pseudocuckhold as Louise had been on a first date with tall dark and handsome Mark earlier in the week which had ended in one night of passionate sex

Pseudocuckhold by Just thought of a word September 30, 2018

psuedopunk 

A person who misconcieves usage of the word "punk", believing that it's conforming to pop-punk. After Bad Religion, The Dead Kennedys, The Ramones, etc. introduced and/or became a leading influence in punk rock, their philosiphy came to mean that people can basically do whatever they want (see anarchy). Today, these bands echo into modern groups such as Blink 182, NOFX, or AFI. Being popularly endorsed, Hot Topic material, they really contradict the whole idea of punk, earning the term, psuedo-punk.

Punk has an affiliation with emo, though Psuedopunk contradicts with psuedo Emo.

Punk - Being original, not like anyone else. Given that, it's close to impossible to put an affilliated definition onto it. Usually punk rock consists of fast-moving beats, such as heard in Crass, Subhumans, The Germs, X, X-Ray Spex, Dead Kennedys, Brother Inferior, Whorehouse of Representatives, The Ramones, Bikini Kill, Team Dresch, Bad Religion, Naked Aggression and Conflict.
Psuedopunk - Often offensive misconception of anarchy (people who believe it's disorder and chaos, rather than people not needing government), uses more hard beats than fast beats. Because most of this is commercialised beyond belief, such as in Hot Topic, and don't encurage originality but mirroring people (thousands of people wearing the same shirt, trying to be 'original' and 'catchy', but failling miserably).

psuedopunk by restin256 March 7, 2004