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The man or woman hired to "Fiddle" or wank the presidents dick when the first lady is gone.
Todd: Man I need a new job
Eric: I heard there looking for a new Presidential Dick Fiddler

Todd: Oh Boy!
by Mr Lopes June 9, 2015
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A reality show where the winner gets access to the U.S. nuclear arsenal
I would like to put in a write in vote for anthony weiners dick-pic for the 2016 presidential election
by vatonyjmu1978 September 16, 2016
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President Palin

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The scariest fucking idea EVER!!!
well,John McCain was 72, and many people think he's gonna die in the next four years, but I'm voting for him anyways, since I'm an idiot, and don't plan ahead. I'm the reason there might be a President Palin.
by Crank Feelinbad January 18, 2009
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President Baby-Man-Boy

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Today, President Baby-Man-Boy took to Twitter whilst squatting atop his 24 karat golden toilet bowl, Accusing former President B-Rock of tapping his phones. Sad!
by ScottChisonian March 26, 2017
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The President

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That weird guy who somehow always loses his shoelaces...

Hem hem
Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces

The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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presidentard

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A cerebrally underdeveloped person who occupies the highest office or position of power, the responsibilities of which are far too great for that person's limited mental capabilities.
"George W. Bush will be regarded by future historians as the greatest, most dangerous presidentard in American history."
by feeriker October 23, 2007
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fit to be President

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Usually refers to a man who lives on fast food and diet soda. This man's only physical activity is over 100 days of golfing in a year and flopping around trying to find the remote control when it falls into the couch cushions.

A phrase describing an overweight stable genius after his annual physical.
The doctor declared, "He only weighs 239 pounds,"

*wink, wink,

"so he is fit to be President"
by Nutzen YerMouf January 16, 2018
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