triple preparation h

triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it

omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

preparation

The many rituals and rites that men and women/girls and boys go through the night before they lose their virginity.

"I shall devote tonight soley to preparation, nothing less, nothing more."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

Wet onslaught preparation

Where you have a brutal, disgusting shit and you roll your sleeves up to prepare for the coming storm...

John:"Awh man i just had a horrible shit."

Timmy:"Did you have to have a wet onslaught preparation?"

John:"Thank god i did..."

by King Of Poop November 9, 2011

preperation

A word stupid people use when they think they are using 'big words' and seeming smart online and to their friends but are in fact simply looking like an idiot when they misspell one of the simplest words in the dictionary, PrepAration.

-Online-
'USER1' Yo m8 hve u dun yor preperation 4 dat stoopid test next weeek?!!?
'USER2' No and fuck off I don't want to associate with you anymore, you can't even spell preparation!
USER2 HAS LEFT THE CONVERSATION

by Anonywoofs May 20, 2016

Preparation H

Recipe from Hell. Refers to any concoction or mixture of two or more substances (a home-made remedy, restaurant offering, bartender creation, etc) that almost nobody can stand; this unappealing product can seem even more repulsive if there are one or two weirdos who actually enjoy or support the existence of the horrid cocktail.

I don't know how that bewhiskered snake-oil hippie is actually still selling all of that Preparation H he's hawking --- I'd have to be insane to even take a whiff of that disgusting goo!

by QuacksO January 13, 2015

Preparation H

Getting a girl horny i.e. foreplay

Damn John. Can't you give me some preparation H before you just go at it like that?

by Kyle June 13, 2004

Preparation H

A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).

Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!

by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021