iranian powerdrill

first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute

"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"

by ccc12345 August 29, 2012

Powerdicking

Doing all sorts of things with your dick, consecutively and relentlessly

Man, let me tell you about this powerdicking spree I went on yesterday.  First, I woke up and chopped down my wood by cutting a nice hole in a cantelope melon and going to town with it, then I went out side and showed some people my new watch, then my new helicockter, then I shaved my pubes into a mustache leaving two dots for eyes ( birds eye view: :{==D ). Later, I gave a bunch of pubestache rides to a bunch of chicks and finished most of them with a Danza slap because not many of the girls knew who the boss was when I asked. Finally, I finished the day off with a few cock pushups before going to bed, fingers in butts, dicks in butts (FIBDIB).

by Eatdonutz August 3, 2010

battery powered

Something that can give immense pleasure until the batteries are dead.

Women should never insert something battery powered into their bearded clam in case the battery leaks and burns them, but this doesn't stop Britians ever growing Rampant Rabbit using population.

Radio controlled cars, ipods, remote controls and vibrators are all battery powered.

by Jamie Douglas December 7, 2006

armalite ar-10 carbine gas powered semi-automatic weapon

The Narrator's weapon of choice.

If I were you, I'd be very careful who you show that to. Because the person that wrote that is dangerous. And you never know when this button-down Oxford cloth psycho might come to work with an armalite ar-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon stocking from office to office pumping round after around into co-workers. It could be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.

by Silence November 9, 2003

Rocket-powered shit

A shit that has a fart stuck in behind it.

When you go to the toilet with a rocket-powered shit, the result depends on the type if shit- if runny, it will erupt and spray everywhere, covering the toilet bowl in modern art. If dry, all the shit will force itself from your anus in one log, leaving no mess behind, and creating a huge splash as it cannons into the water. A rocket-powered shit will need no wiping after, as the fart cleans it all up for you.

Bob: dude I need to go take a shit
John: cool man tell me how it goes

(Explosion and subsequent screams emanate from the vicinity of the bathroom)
Bob returns.

John: oh god, what have you done?
Bob: fuck. That shit was no ordinary shit.

John: oh my god
Bob: it was a ROCKET-POWERED SHIT

by citropussy September 6, 2013

powerdrunk

A term used for a car with so much horsepower and torque that its driveability and overall handling is impacted in a negative manner. Usually these cars are supercars or tuners; however, all muscle cars handle like barges to begin with, therefore this definition does not apply to them. Powerdrunk cars include the McLaren F1 and the GT1 Elise. Powerdrunk cars do not include Failborghinis, any Camaro or fat lion related car, or your Honda Shitic.

Powerdrunk cars have more horsepower than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR, unlike your VTEC.

by stiffshifter October 28, 2010

powerdump

A common variant of dump, the powerdump often occurs when one has diahrrea, has eaten something just a little too spicy, or has held it in just way too long. According to extensive reasearch on the powerdump, the majority of people who undergo it often say that it is one of the more unpleasant kinds of dumps. When taking a powerdump, it is not unusual to firmly grip the underside of the toilet seat to maintain stability.

Man, Rick had to take a powerdump last night, and he ended up spewing crap all over the place before he could sit down. Now my bathroom's ruined.

by Rastablowtorch August 27, 2005