porsche

basically the car company who manufactures the most amazing, sexiest land-hugging guided missiles with wheels ever concieved, particularly the GT3.

Damn that was a sweet porsche! i just creamed myself!

by zepp1185 December 24, 2006

porsche

Dr.-Ing. h.c. F. Porsche AG, usually shortened to Porsche AG, is a German automobile manufacturer specializing in high-performance sports cars, SUVs and sedans. Founded on April 25, 1931 in Stuttgart, Germany, it is owned by the Volkswagen Group.

"I bought a new porsche"

"Why"

"Because i'm awesome"

BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

by saturn_ December 17, 2020

porsche

a girl with a stripper name, yet she is not a stripper. Usually dates guys that don't deserve her. A girl with a hot name to match her hot body. A cute and expensive girl, that everone wants but nobody can get, just like the car!

Bob: Dude, she is such a Porsche
Ted: yea man i would tottlay bang her

by WellShitFucker October 9, 2008

porsche

An awesome car. The new porsche 911 has a 3.6 litre six-cylinder engine and can do 239KW (325bhp) at 6800 rpm.

The porsche is built for pure performance and agility.

by CrnaStrela September 6, 2005

porsche

A porsche is a car that balding middle age men buy to compensate for their penis size.

Steve was going through a mid life crisis so he bought a Porsche.

by Penis.. March 21, 2008

porsche

Proof
Only
Spoiled
Rich
Children
Have
Everything

Shame that they don't know how to harness the awesome power of the legendary flat 6...

911, Boxster S, Porsche Carrera

by zomgwtflolbbq October 21, 2007

porsche

a girl with a stripper name, yet she is not a stripper. Usually dates guys that don't deserve her. A girl with a hot name to match her hot body. A cute and expensive girl, that everone wants but nobody can get, just like the car!

Bob: Dude, she is such a Porsche
Ted: yea man i would tottlay bang her

by WellShitFucker October 11, 2008