pooner

An unmistakably large penis.

With those tight leather pants on, you can really see portelli's pooner.

by Wippert May 25, 2005

pooner

n. Someone who is better than others at some sort of activity.

Man that guy is a pooner, he destroyed their whole team!

by JESUS April 14, 2005

pooner

to be a huge wuss or pussy; to cry about something when you don't like it

Colin Miller is a huge pooner!

by Ryan Reeves July 9, 2003

pooner

X Sharp Shoot is the definition of pooner

x sharp shoot is a pooner...

by anonymous December 4, 2004

pooner

Champlain secondairy catholic high school's hockey team.

The pooners won gold this year at franco (timmins ontario).

by kyle and eric March 29, 2004

pooner

x sharp shoot is the definition of pooner

x sharp shoot is a pooner

by anonymous December 4, 2004

pooner

Pertaining to greek mythology god "Poo-na-Ner", god of the weak, helpless, and worthless. "Pooner" means that you are a complete wussy, afraid to do something, or are a complete ass-hole. Aslo known as "P to the Uner" and "Ponnie-Ponnie".

Man, Steve cheats on his girlfriend all the time, he's a POONER
or
You're not going to go with us? Capitol "P" to the "U-ner"!
or
Kenny, you are a big, fat Pooner!

by Samuel Festian September 1, 2008