Grapefruiting

v., n.
When a female, during fellatio, takes the male's testicles into her mouth, allowing him to ejaculate in her hair.
Yeah, I gave that girl quite the grapefruiting.

She was grapefruiting me, and, well, I got flaccid.

She couldn't get it out of her hair for a week after that grapefruiting.
by Jesus June 18, 2004
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Thief in the dark

The ability to steal something without someone noticing.
by Jesus March 20, 2005
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the founding forefathers

There was not one decent fellow among them.
Liars and blasphemers and racists and hypocrites were they all.
by Jesus April 06, 2005
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Yippy Skippy

a sarcastic answer to anything that you have to do or something that doesn't sound fun.

also can be used when you just don't give a damn about something and want to use sarcasm.
Idiot 1: I'm leaving.
Idiot 2: Yippy skippy.
by Jesus January 04, 2004
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Poontang

American mixed-up slang for "Pune Tang".

Traditionally describes the exoticly erotic women from Pune, India renound for their delicious sexual appetite and amazingly talented and tasty vaginas (tang).

pune tang
Lets all go to Pune kids for some tang!

Yay, Tang!!!
by Jesus October 04, 2003
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fillet-o-face

the latest craze in france. two slices of bread with a pigs face between.
I ate that fillet-o-face with much delight
by jesus March 25, 2004
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Gothic

1)Art of the middle-ages. Dark art.

2)Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a style of architecture developed in northern France and spreading through western Europe from the middle of the 12th century to the early 16th century that is characterized by the converging of weights and strains at isolated points upon slender vertical piers and counterbalancing buttresses and by pointed arches and vaulting

3)Referal to the middle-ages.

4)Literature style mostly using dark, remote settings.

5)A genre of music steming from punk rock and became popular in the mid 1980's. Korn, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson and Tool are not gothic bands.

6)The language of the Goths.

Note: people cannot be gothic, gothic is not a state of mind, it is not a life style, it is not clothing.
That 1230 A.D. gothic painting has such dark colours.

That church down town has gothic architecture.

Stephen King writes gothic fiction.

No, damn it, slipknot is not a damn gothic band.
by Jesus January 03, 2004
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