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Poodling 

Googling while having a poo
I was poodling on the toilet
Poodling by Wholyman June 21, 2019
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Poodling 

John needed to work on their art so I suggested they start poodling.
Poodling by PapaDaPussy April 9, 2015

bung podling 

An inexperienced young female / male rimpod, who perfers (or not) engauging in rough anal sex "a pounding" by means of inanimate objects. The use of dildo's; the unsheathed butt cap of a badminton / tennis racket, paddleball grips and splintering wooden flag poles to name a few.
"Glory and sacrifice", shouted the novice bung podling as the Master Reampod did the nasty.
bung podling by Tbird December 14, 2008

TV Pooling 

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.
Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!
TV Pooling by killerdove October 5, 2011

Fart Pooling

Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.
"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."

"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"
Fart Pooling by XoutcastX February 17, 2010

Poogling 

Neil was Poogling the theory of relativity whilst in the bathroom
Poogling by Maxdangerpower July 13, 2011