poddling

That thing cats do with their claws when they are trying to settle down.

The cat was poddling on it's owners lap.

poddling by Miss Know it alls April 26, 2011

poddling

The simple folkland creatures from the Jim Henson movie of 1981 called The Dark Crystal. the poddlings were unimaginative sloth-like woodland rubes that offered up very little "life essence".
In the retail world a "Poddling would be a simple unimaginative woodland rube customer who had very little to offer up in the way of buying power and hence nothing in the way of "purchasing essence".

The Poddling came in all gawk-mouthed over all the fancy furniturings. He hadn't even a vague grasp of the obvious while taken a gander at all of what we wuz selling, and even worse, he hadn't even a dime to buy a clue the whole time he loitered through out the entire store.

poddling by 240ups October 21, 2012

bung podling 

An inexperienced young female / male rimpod, who perfers (or not) engauging in rough anal sex "a pounding" by means of inanimate objects. The use of dildo's; the unsheathed butt cap of a badminton / tennis racket, paddleball grips and splintering wooden flag poles to name a few.

"Glory and sacrifice", shouted the novice bung podling as the Master Reampod did the nasty.

bung podling by Tbird December 14, 2008

Poodling 

When a furry wears a partial fursuit and leaves their skin exposed by wearing shorts or a t-shirt. This is sometimes looked down upon by furries, as it is considered "breaking the magic". Named after the fact that it resembles a poodle with shaved legs.

"That furry couldn't have even been bothered to wear long sleeves. Fucking degenerates, I hate poodling"

Poodling by Zanyystar March 7, 2020

Heart paddling

Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.

Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.

Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?

Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.

Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.

Heart paddling by lawrencerapier September 26, 2012

knickers like a paddling pool 

Of a lady in a sexually excited state

Jane was up for it - she had knickers like a paddling pool

knickers like a paddling pool by mattski July 1, 2004

piddling post 

A new thread on an online forum that addresses a specific person, company, or entity, instead of the whole forum. In other words, using a forum like it's public email, usually with the intention of trying to call someone out publicly, and/or suck others into the piddler's drama.

on a forum:
user1: "Hey Steve Jobs! When are you going to release a macbook with a real video card? This is my THIRD post here on Apple forums and you STILL haven't responded".

user2: "Dude, like he's really going to reply to you, stop piddling"

On a forum:
Post Title: "Yo! Listen up EA Games! I have some ideas for you idiots that will save your company"

Reply to post: "Hey, you know the rules: no piddling posts"

On a forum:
Post Title: "You suck sgt_pwnage69! Read this!".

Reply to post: "stop being a piddler and send him a PM"

piddling post by weeklyhaircut December 25, 2008