podling

A term used for a baby or young child. Mostly used in a negative manner.

"Oh my god! That little podling just drooled on my shirt!"

"What a cute podling! Was it's father a donkey?"

by bigandjolly September 22, 2008

bung podling

An inexperienced young female / male rimpod, who perfers (or not) engauging in rough anal sex "a pounding" by means of inanimate objects. The use of dildo's; the unsheathed butt cap of a badminton / tennis racket, paddleball grips and splintering wooden flag poles to name a few.

"Glory and sacrifice", shouted the novice bung podling as the Master Reampod did the nasty.

by Tbird December 14, 2008

School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.

Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!

by Nasty Cuss May 30, 2011

Polling the electorate

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.

That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.

by AnotherDumbUsername May 21, 2018

Exit Polling

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.

You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.

by BlakeP July 7, 2008

polling

obsessively checking your mailbox to see if your online acquaintance you're flirting with has emailed you

i can't work properly this morning because i can't stop polling. maybe i should tell my therapist about it.

by emmar December 14, 2008

TV Pooling

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.

Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!

by killerdove October 5, 2011