pontification

The act of speaking out for the purpose of hearing onself speak.
Posturing...speaking to people that don't really care what you say one way or another since you're speaking solely to front yourself as "someone in charge".
Speech or written communication that is generally pointless except to cast favorable light upon the speaker or author as if the message were a pronouncement from on high.
Usually full of shit.

There goes that motherfucker with his pontification again.
Attaboy Message from a wannabe manager
Attaboy Message from a wannabe supervisor
Co-worker sucks up to teh boss by thanking everybody for their help when the boss should be saying the thank you.

by Joe Schitt The Rag Man May 1, 2006

Pontifes

Last name that originated from Spain around 1456. Then Spanish conquistadors took the last name with them. Now popular in México around Sinaloa and Michoacán and D.F and is popular in the United States and other parts of the World.

Pontifes

by 6/17/11. March 16, 2014

Pontificate

1. To have Diarrhea of the mouth.
2. Running your mouth.
3. Giving your 2 cents when it's non of your business.
4. Giving unsolicited advice and long opinions
**Rhymes with defecate.**
5. To defecate with your mouth on other people

Don't pontificate about other peoples mistakes! Your Diarrhea of the mouth gotta stop because running your mouth is gonna get you a fist sandwich

by JJ JJ man April 9, 2013

Pontificator

Noun. One who pontificates.

He/She is such a pontificator. Pontificator's to the "N"th degree, however, never any action.

by D06AT December 1, 2010

Pontificate

A euphemism used for "fuck." Succeeded by the previous, "whatever."

Ow! Fuck this door! I mean, pontificate this door!

by Cricketmon August 13, 2010

Pontificate

Another smart person word for thinking

My brain is awash with theorems and profundities that i can pontificate upon at length

by Shmishy🌝 January 6, 2018

pontificates

to stomp with one's shoe

Mr. White Key pontificates arachnids.

by kimiandkristin December 26, 2010