podmaster

The tall senior who little, god fearing man that the freshman worship. They must be at least 6’ 5” and are usually a cracker.

Ethan: what did y’all call me?
Little man: The podmaster. Leader of the pack.

Little Man: you’re a senior.
Ethan: how do you know?
Little Man: I can smell it.
Ethan: what else can you smell?

by Little Man Stan July 11, 2022

Poonmaster

a total boss who gets poon; the quintessential ladies man.

David totally is a poonmaster. He was with that chick all night.

by TotallyInsaneFU November 10, 2011

Pollmaster

Person responsible for making sure gay-porn actors have an erection. The pollmaster usually rubs, squeezes, or applies oils to the penis of the participant until they are erect. Usually the pollmaster will have to follow the participant around, keeping the penis erect, during lunch breaks, or napping, etc...

Nero is the Mushroom Kingdom's official Pollmaster.

by eatdirtfartdust January 22, 2009

postmaster

A person who is constantly posting about their lives on social media sites

Kember Hasty can't go five minutes without updating her facebook status, she is such a postmaster. She posts about everything!

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

ponymaster

The worst thing you can call a grown ass man. A master of ponies, and where does he sleep? The deli. With all the hams and cheeses.

Yeah dog, and Luis is his secretary ponymaster.

by shweemans October 3, 2010

Pokemaster

That one nerdy kid in your school with long greasy hair and a pokeball backpack

There goes Pokemaster

by Aidæn February 20, 2017

poopmaster

the essence of being one with the poop

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom

by dan October 12, 2003