pokaholic 

Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.

Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.

pokaholic by oibeachnc December 15, 2008

Pedaholic 

An adult who pushes, or gives alcoholic drinks to children

At the party last night, Jason was the biggest pedaholic

Pedaholic by Lilchief March 14, 2015

Popaholic 

A person addicted to pop

Me: Carter are you a Popaholic
Carter: yes especially Mountain Dew. Always do the dew

Popaholic by iRaptor007 December 17, 2019

poopaholic 

a pet who is hopelessly addicted to eating either his own, or other animal's poop

My dog is a poopaholic: everyday, he goes out in the yard and eats his old poop

poopaholic by Bailey the Golden Retriever August 24, 2009

pastaholic

One addicted to pasta. Obsessed with carbs. Wants to eat pasta all day, every day.

Menu for the week of a Pastaholic:
Monday - Pasta with red sauce
Tuesday - Pasta with vodka sauce
Wednesday - Pasta with just vodka
Thursday - Pasta with butter and cheese
Friday - Pasta with chicken
Saturday - Pasta with shrimp
Sunday - Pasta with red sauce...

pastaholic by chefstef March 2, 2014

podaholic 

A term to descirbe someone who is utterly consumed with an Apple iPod or any mp3/portable music player.

Typically, they can be spotted with wires dangling from their ears and may have a certain oblivious look to them. They tend to not realize they are the receipient of shouts of "Excuse Me" or "Hey, look where you're going."

They can usually be seen having a strange head bob, a body twitch and/or inexplicable movement of the lips. Occasionally, one may even observe strange sounds eminating from the oral cavity that may resemble some incomprehensible tune or lyrics. (This may be a mating ritual.)

They also tend to measure time not by a clock, but by battery life or amount of "juice" left.

Their most comfortable environment is the subway, but also may enjoy busy sidewalks or any place else they can ignore a crowd of people that has enveloped them.

The rest of the time is spent hidden in their lair using every last penny of their rent, alimony, child support payments and drug money on "ear candy" from iTunes, Napster and other purveyors of aural delights.

Warning: Beware the ones that stare at you while shouting lyrics at the top of thier lungs- they are extremely dangerous!

"Excuse me. Excuse ME. EXCUSE ME. I'm trying to get off here. Goddamned podaholic!"

"I missed my stop on the subway. I couldn't get off the train because some podaholic was blocking the way and couldn't hear me when I asked him to move."

podaholic by Founder, Podaholics Anonymous May 6, 2006

Postaholic 

An attention-seeker who compulsively, addictively blogs or posts to a social networking site many times a day.

Sarah's a postaholic. Six, seven times a day she pathetically pukes out where she is, what she's eating, what she's watching on TV. Who gives a flying fork?

Postaholic by Two Hep Cats July 10, 2011