The act of painting one's toilet bowl with excrement from a vicious bowel movement. The resulting feces should usually be watery yet sticky enough to cling to the front, back, sides and sometimes the undercarriage of the bowl itself. The aforementioned splatter pattern created from the BM simulates the painting style of one Picasso for whom the name is obviously credited.

Can also be used in the context, "to Picasso", or "Picasso'd" for past tense usage.

"The toilet is my easel and I'm Picassoing a master piece thanks to Taco Bell!!!"

"I'm sorry man but I just totally Picasso'd you're toilet."

"Get the fuck out of the way, I'm about to Picasso."

by Master-Nate July 1, 2012

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Get the Picassoingmug.

The Picasso

Get a willing party to give you head with skittles in there mouth. Just as you are about to spew your stomache pancakes... kick them in the gut. They will spray the contents of their mouth on you. Stick a paintbrush up your ass and sniff some model airplane glue.

I wined and dined my best friends grandma. She was so turned on by the fifth of Hennessey I fed her she wanted to go straight home and do the Picasso.

by FILTHYPIG October 8, 2006

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Get the The Picassomug.

Picasso

A typically negative term describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they do not look how you expected them to look. (a variation of Monet)

I thought that guy standing at the bar was really hot but when he turned around, he was a total Picasso.

by Gesso March 18, 2007

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