phonecuffing

When somebody calls you when you're about to start something, in the middle of something, or just want to be left alone. The caller just won't let you go and just keeps on talking and talking and talking and talking and talking. The caller might talk about subjects that you don't know anything about and/or have absolutely no interest in, and just when it seems like he or she is about to let you go, he or she jumps on to a whole new subject. You can be stuck in this situation for hours.

phone rings

VICTIM: Hello?
PHONECUFFER: Hey, there's this one really weird question on the physics homework
VICTIM: Okay, let's see…

10 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: Yeah, thanks man.
VICTIM: No problem.
PHONECUFFER: By the way, did you hear about that idiot?
VICTIM: Oh yeah!

16 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: But then I realized that 5 Hour Energy is better than Vault.
VICTIM: That's cool, but I've got this paper that's due in 72 hours.
PHONECUFFER: I see.

27 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: And so I dug it up on YouTube last night and I thought it was mediocre.
VICTIM: Yeah…
PHONECUFFER: I mean people think he's an idiot…
VICTIM: Un-huh…
PHONECUFFER: But really he can be hilarious, like when…
VICTIM: (thinks "I have a paper to work on and he's talking about the crappiest move that was ever made.")

38 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: But then I realized that if you stand eight feet away, you get the most accuracy.
VICTIM: That's cool, but I really need to work on that paper.

22 minutes later

PHONECUFFER: So he just stared off into space and was like "Whoa!".
VICTIM: (monotone) That's weird. (thinks "I've told him about the paper six times and he's still phonecuffing me!")

by Daedalus Suburbanus June 1, 2010

Phoning the 90s

The act of purchasing a phone card in the 21st Century.

"Why is Tom still in that convenience store? He's got the lottery tickets and chips that he went in for."

"He wants to ask the guy behind the counter if they're still selling long-distance phone cards."

"Why?"

"I guess for phoning the 90s. It's where he left his common sense."

by hipster_of_the_month May 10, 2013

Google-phobic

Someone who consistently asks simple questions through IM or on a message board instead of taking 2 seconds to find the answer on Google themselves. They do this despite the process of asking often being slower than searching.

Person 1: What is the population of the world?
Person 2: Idk, just Google it.
Person 1: Cbf.
Person 2: You are so Google-phobic.

by BlurredWolf October 21, 2013

Hooked On Phonics

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG

How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?

by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005

home-o-phobic

Home-o-phobia is the condition and social category of home-free people who not only lack housing, they refuse to get a home and refuse to maintain, regular, safe, and adequate shelter.
The term "home-o-phobic" applies to a person who chooses to be home-free because they see no reason to get a job, and thus choose to sleep in the street.

Byron is a home-o-phobic and its gotten so bad that he won't even sleep at other people's houses.

by whalewail April 13, 2009

Popo-phobic

1. When someone is afraid of the police.
2. When something is police-fearing in nature.

Brotha Fred sure is a popo-phobe!

That movie about people in the hood sure was popo-phobic.

by zoeyainthowuspellit April 20, 2007

Homophobic phobic

Someone who hates homophobic people is a homophobic phobic person and is a bigot.

Sean: I hate faggots
Kyle: You are homophobic and a bigot slayyyyyy

Sean: Stop being homophobic phobic and accept everyone for who they are you bigot , you are a horrible person and I am offended.

by nacho_enjoyer April 2, 2023