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Google-phobic

Someone who consistently asks simple questions through IM or on a message board instead of taking 2 seconds to find the answer on Google themselves. They do this despite the process of asking often being slower than searching.
Person 1: What is the population of the world?
Person 2: Idk, just Google it.
Person 1: Cbf.
Person 2: You are so Google-phobic.
Google-phobic by BlurredWolf October 21, 2013
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googlephobia 

The fear of Googling something you have a casual interest in learning more about, for fear of being constantly re-targeted with ads for that product.
I want to learn more about Goodyear Tires for my Camry, but I've got Googlephobia about all the ads I'll see from now till the day I die. I guess I'll just go down to Discount Tire instead.
googlephobia by SunDevil1959 January 7, 2020