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phonics by GalaxyDancer May 23, 2005
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Something no-lifers refer to when someone else makes an involuntary mistake on the internet. Usually suggested by assholes who are losing miserably in a heated argument.
Person 1: OMG, George W. Bush had sex with Dick Cheney!
Person 2: No he didn't, you fucking dipshit.
Person 1: You're the fucking dipshit, lol. Obviously you didn't hear.
Person 3: They really did get it on... its on the news.
Person 2: LOL noob, learn your fucking phonics. Learn to use "it's" correctly.
Person 4: Congratulations, you just won the fucktard of the year award. Who gives a shit about your noob phonics?
Person 2: No he didn't, you fucking dipshit.
Person 1: You're the fucking dipshit, lol. Obviously you didn't hear.
Person 3: They really did get it on... its on the news.
Person 2: LOL noob, learn your fucking phonics. Learn to use "it's" correctly.
Person 4: Congratulations, you just won the fucktard of the year award. Who gives a shit about your noob phonics?
Phonics Monkey
The Phonics Monkey from that one episode of South Park where Cartman misspelled CHAIR in a spelling bee. When Cartman tried to get help from the phonics monkey, it just started beating off behind its drumbset.
A consumer report included the growing number of returns of the infamous reading product, the Phonics Monkey, which just turns out to be a degenerate species of bonobo chimp.
Phonics Monkey by aka_Pyro April 6, 2007
Hooked On Phonics
A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG
Hooked On Phonics by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005
Hooked on phonics
A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.
I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.
Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.
Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.
Hooked on phonics by goodcrunchytaco January 28, 2021
hooked on phonics
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hooked on phonics by houkkd oun fonnikz iz funn! October 5, 2003
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