Phonics

What pissed the terrorists off so much.

by Trey September 10, 2003

Phonics

Something no-lifers refer to when someone else makes an involuntary mistake on the internet. Usually suggested by assholes who are losing miserably in a heated argument.

Person 1: OMG, George W. Bush had sex with Dick Cheney!

Person 2: No he didn't, you fucking dipshit.
Person 1: You're the fucking dipshit, lol. Obviously you didn't hear.
Person 3: They really did get it on... its on the news.
Person 2: LOL noob, learn your fucking phonics. Learn to use "it's" correctly.
Person 4: Congratulations, you just won the fucktard of the year award. Who gives a shit about your noob phonics?

by PushMeh December 03, 2009

phonics

A base word that pertains to sound, communication, and pronunciation.

I hate the background music for the Hooked-On-Phonics commercial.

by GalaxyDancer May 22, 2005

Phonication

Derived from fornication (sexual intercourse between two unmarried people) and phone sex (sexual activities that take place over the phone e.g. talking dirty, sending nude pictures, etc)

The availability of cell phones to teenagers has led to a sharp increase in phonication.

by This is not my real name. August 07, 2009

phonicate

1. (n.) Commiting illicit, immoral, or outrageous sexual acts via the telephone.

1. Son, did you phonicate with this woman?

by HotCrab January 18, 2004

PHONICATE

A slang term for having phone sex.

So (insert name) the new woman your talking to open to talking about sex on the telephone? Have you two phonicated yet?

by Rodent!! December 24, 2010

phonicator

Someone who uses the phone ALL THE TIME and probably has more than one ear accessory.

He is on the phone all the time, texting or talking. He's a real phonicator.

by cosmic guts June 28, 2011